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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 09:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Why is crypto crashing today? ‘You have absolutely no idea what you own’ - AMBCrypto

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

Why are there so many illegal Haitians in Ohio? They can't walk here. Democrats flew them here to cause chaos and crime in Ohio.

Nuts and Butts

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Why has Trump suddenly lost the massive momentum he had after his assassination attempt where everybody thought he had secured the presidency?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

‘A welcome silence’ emerges from insurance companies on COVID vaccine coverage - AJC.com

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

What are the best examples of reverse psychology?

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Something Deep in Our Galaxy Is Pulsing Every 44 Minutes. No One Knows Why. - AOL.com

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

What was your embarrassing moment in front of your father-in-law as an Indian daughter-in-law?

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Harvard gastroenterologist shares 4 bloat-busting tricks that actually work - Times of India

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Hillingdon heraldic designer appointed MBE for royal cypher - BBC

No way

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

New questions emerge from the new charges in Kilmar Abrego Garcia case - NBC News

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are the best AI tools for content creators in 2025?

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Do you have any fantasies you are ashamed of?